blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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