Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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