I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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