i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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