the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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