it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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