dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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