sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
