why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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