come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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