ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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