NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
