HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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