why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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