There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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