Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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