I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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