We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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