he shaved USA in his pubs
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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