do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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