Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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