me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
ttyl tear gas
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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