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say what?
wanna hang out?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
The air taste purple.
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