someone threw a dead crab at me
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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