Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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