Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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