They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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