Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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