Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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