that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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