Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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