Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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