glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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