I like to think it a success when the cops are called
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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