she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
