He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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