WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
