The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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