1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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