You work out of a Hotel?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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