they need to just BURY HIM!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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