Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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