Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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