You don't have asthma, your pregnant
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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