She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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