It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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