i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Randomize
