Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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