Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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