it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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