And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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