How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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