you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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