I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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